So I was not procrastinating on facebook, when I noticed this ad suggesting I become a pre-school teacher:
May I draw your attention to the image of a baby baked into a cake? Is it a warning or a metaphor? And is that an oven rack? Seriously, this post should just be a series of question marks.
I’m not sure how this is meant to lure me into teaching preschool. Am I meant to understand that if I don’t teach preschool someone less responsible will just say “fuck it,” and bake all the babies?
Even if this is just a janky internet spam-bot mistake, someone out there had to make that cake in order for this image to exist. You think about that. Because I can’t stop.