Update: Apart from failing to post here, my days have been bustling with mundane activities. Most recently, I developed a fixation for nineties music videos. (Life: I am living it!)
Anyway, all the valuable time I poured into this new activity made me realize two things: 1) I have terrible taste in music. And
2) Holy balls, there are a lot of nineties videos that feature desert landscapes!
Another weird trend: Free standing doors.
I wish I had some cool way to tie these ideas together to bring us closer to an explanation for the fuckery that was the nineties, but I can’t seem to come up with a theory that’s conclusive- other than that the entertainers of the nineties all secretly wished to be members of U2.
Exhibit A: Art from the 1987 Joshua Tree Album.
I don’t know. Perhaps, I’m reaching. In other news, I think I can bring back high-waisted jeans.