The in-laws are in town, so things are slightly off-kilter. Not to worry though, this week’s frenzied activities will culminate in a giant wedding (as most romantic comedies do).
One benefit of having people in town, is getting to see the town through the eyes of tourist. The first stop on my mother-in-law’s list: Sam’s club.
As we walked in we were greeted by a giant maxi-pad:
Turns out this is actually a flotation device :
I can’t imagine what type of team oversaw the production of this item without thinking of feminine hygiene. The pitch: It’s quilted, narrow in the middle, and clearly not long enough to hold an entire human body. Sold!
As one might imagine, my husband had a fun time trying to explain to his mother why I excitedly ran towards the pool display while furiously jotting notes.